They Aren’t Vampires. They Aren’t Vampires. They Aren’t Vampires.

March 2017

Why have I only dated vampires?
I'm loosing lots of blood.
But
What am I gaining?
Besides, their blood diseases.
lots of excitment!

Moments that belong in movies
but would be better as books.
throw me across a room.

some of them love to count.
some only show up for breakfast around Halloween
Seductive temptresses,

I have a type.

I don't know if it's Type A
Or Type B
Or Type O, negative?

I'm an optimism junkie
O, Positive?

I'm not afraid of needles
they're afraid of me.

See, I’m a universal donor,
which makes finding a match for my type rare

I can't confirm anything about wooden stakes, decapitation
or garlic but,
I can assure you of at least one fact: setting them on fire
doesn't work.

No matter how hot they get,
their anger never kills them.

Diamonds however, repel them quite nicely.

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Nicholas M. Coulombe
Portland, ME