The Rational Coin
(Uldrun never existed.)
Core Belief:
Uldrun is mythic metaphor — a poetic misunderstanding of planetary mechanics.
Heartroot is a mineral reaction; earthquakes are coincidence obeying Serendahl’s rhythm.
These followers see faith in Uldrun as idolatry of randomness — a failure to grasp Serendahl’s true abstraction.
Doctrine:
• “All gods that move are illusions; perfection requires no motion.”
• “To invent suffering is to deny balance.”
• “The mountain does not breathe; we do.”
Attitude Toward Troll Faiths:
Dismissive.
They view troll religion as charming superstition — primitive physics mistaken for theology.
They sometimes hire troll miners as “devotional laborers” in scientific expeditions, sparking endless resentment.
Tone & Practice:
Philosophical academies, probabilistic theology, worship through mathematics and repetition.
Their churches are all straight lines and identical rooms — no asymmetry, no decoration.
Summary:
“There is no titan beneath us. There is only the perfect stillness of truth.”
